THE DAILY TWO SENSE!
Parody: I HATE 50 CENT!!!! Rrrrraaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! AllHiphop HATES G-UNIT! Rarrrrrrhhhh!! We also hate Sohh, Nicole Bitchie, Beyonce and Jay-Z! We hate bloggers! Come on people! I was reading the comments in the editorial by “Good Guy” and they were outrageously off base! I couldn’t even stomach how much people assume stuff! Nobody hates 50 Cent! In fact, we have a very good “relationship” with them as a company. And 50’s cool with the people over here, you know bosses and whatever! I don’t know, but people say I say slick stuff about 50, but I don’t. I may comment on things, which is what anybody in my position does. So, dead it! Long live 50 Cent!
Despite the mayhem 50 creates…I still hear boom bap in the beats he raps over and I appreciate that. Sue me. Oh, read the review of BISD!
DID HE OR DIDN’T HE? LIL WAYNE’S STATUS!
Did Nivea go into labor on Sunday, November 15? My sources say Nivea has NOT had Lil Wayne’s new baby yet. But still the rumors linger and remain that she did in fact give birth to a son. This would be, is going to be or is his fourth kid. Nivea now has four kids too - well Wayne’s will make it four. These kids get busy!
But, is Wayne dating Shanell, the singer/song writer down with Young Money? That’s all we care about. I think he needs to make things right with Lauren London to further punctuate that something is wrong with the world.
Wayne and Young Money are slated to drop an album the day he's sentenced to jail, December 15.
WACKA FLOCKA IN JAIL?
The So Icey team won’t be seeing Gucci Mane for at least six months, but it may be as much as a year! Sadly, I'm also hearing there are other tragedies coming for fans of the crew. This is gonna be short but its 100% true, I'm told. According to my sources, Wacka Flocka has been locked up. I don't know the details but it's for something really big. The people from his camp are saying that it’s serious. I am not familiar with this dude, but I listened to some of his music. I don’t know. I guess I hope he ain’t in a cage.
NICKI MINAJ ISN’T SANTOGOLD!
There is a song from Nicki Minaj that got me thinking that maybe sis is trying to be Santogold Part Deux. I listened to this song several times before deciding that Nicki was just playing or something. The song is “Saxon” and it's not a bad song, but it just doesn’t sound anything like Nicki. Well, it DOES sound like something Rihanna would do and that’s just what it was. The song is a reference track for a joint Nicki wrote for Rihanna. Only thing is, Rihanna didn’t use the song, but it is still a banger...:
MORE TAHIRY RUMORS!
So, there is a new rumor with Tahiry, but I want you to read this first. Initially, I forgot why I would be hearing this rumor in the first place and then it struck me…
Joe Budden: "That’s the new thing though. To say 'No disrespect' and to be disrespectful. That’s the latest trend. I don’t have a problem with Bow Wow or JD or Trey Songz, especially JD. Everybody’s wanted to do something with his girl (Janet Jackson) at some point in their lifetime. The other side of me starts to say, there are other people of notoriety out there with attractive girlfriends and you don’t hear these rappers speak in such a manner about them [their girlfriends]. So when I see Bow Wow, should I f**k him up? He’s not going to get on camera and say, “Yeah, Beyonce…I’ll f**k the s**t outta her.” Or “I’ll stick my d**k in her butt,” so when I see Trey Songz, should I f**k him up? That’s what the other side of me says. Aside from that, when I ignore that…she’s a beautiful girl. I would say the same thing..maybe not on camera, but I would think it. They can try and they will fail."
So, is Trey Songz some sort of patient dude or something? There are rumors that these two are an item. Like I said Tahiry and Trey Songz makes no sense until you put it in perspective of the past comments. Then it makes more sense. Email me if you know anything about this. I’ve read about lil stuff in clubs and whatever, but nothing crazy.
FONZWORTH BENTLEY TALKS BEANIE SIGEL ALBUM, DIDDY, GIRLFRIEND AND MORE!!
Fonzworth Bentley has been hanging out in Philly all week long and while in town he stopped by, "LIVE with KENDRA G." 100.3 THE BEAT PHILLY. Check out the interview to see Bentley talking about being in the studio with Beanie Sigel , his new album and if he will sign to Bad Boy Records with his former boss and what it REALLY takes to "Work for Diddy." He also talks about his girlfriend and who his celebrity crush is...you'll never guess!!
UK RAPPER ROBBED!
I thought the United States had the patent on acting stupid towards their rap artists. Well, that’s not the case, eh? I heard lil’ Tinchy Stryder was robbed of £10,000 worth of jewels! (That's about $17,000 in the U.S.) Dude was just minding his own when he was stepped to by a couple of men. Well, those men robbed him! But, what I heard was his crew jumped in and stopped the robbery from being fully executed. The police arrested one man and Tinchy got his stuff back, I heard. Ice is played out anyway!
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
Santo Valentino and I may know the identity of a certain vixen that has booty shots injected to enhance her backside.
Shout out to XXL. They have a list of the Top 100 web sites. I copped it and saw AllHipHop.com included.
RIP to Ken Ober, a comedian and host of MTV’s 80’s “Remote Control,” has passed away at the age of 52.
I’m still wondering what “scheduling conflict” can cancel the rest of Jay-Z’s entire tour...
Pleasure P is Eddie Murphy’s daughter Bria, who is 19. You might remember her from the Gucci Mane vid. She’s going to stop with this mess! I don't know her, but she is getting off on the wrong foot! LOL!
Jermaine Dupri and Janet Jackson are not dating, but remain close friends. Damn, JD! Handle that son! JD paid like $3.2 million in taxes to the IRS. Dude is ballin!
Gilbert Arenas and Laura Goven are still together, rumors say. Looks like Shaq may have lost one, but Gil decided to forgive his lady’s antics! Hmmmmm, she should sleep with one eye open.
BEYONCE CROWD SURFS!
WHAT IN THE HELL? AARON HALL IS DOING WHAT?
Aaron Hall is known as a helluva singer and a pioneer in the New Jack Swing movement with Guy. But now, dude is doing a show called “Dog Rehab.” Check this out!
Maybe he can tame DMX? Bad joke, I know! Maybe he can help Mike Vick? Terrible, I am!
RANDOM QUOTES
Cam’ron lays it down and shatters Stan's dreams.
“To keep it 100, Dipset is Dipset, but it’s over and they got to get over it.”
Beyonce is not ready for kids, no matter what you or Jay want!
'It's not time for that yet. But definitely there will be a time. I want to be a great mother, the kind of mother that I have. I want the same bond that I had with my mom and that would be enough for me.”
Chris Brown on dating…
"My whole dating thing, I've been kinda chillin'. I mean, I'm Chris Brown. I'm not saying it like that, but it's just, like, girls are gonna be around. I love women. But I would say I've just been chillin'. I haven't really been trying to get into a relationship or trying to date anybody. I've just kinda been working on me. Like I said, just really getting me straight." – MTV News
DIDDY’S EX AND JUSTIN GO SHOPPING!
This is more than Diddy’s ex. This is Misa and she’s a fashion designer to the fullest. Her and Diddy’s son are approaching that mark of 16. I wonder what they will do? I wonder if I can go shopping soon. Recession, be gone!
A WORD FROM OUR SPONSOR!!!!!
Kicking off tonight's HIP HOP INVASION on Fuse at 7p/6c is an exclusive
interview with *WALE* on the *"Hip Hop Shop,"* hosted by music and pop
culture insider *Toure'*. Here's what to expect in the exclusive interview:
* The role of "raw emotion" in his album, which he thinks is lacking
in hip hop
* Using a live band instead of beats
* Working with Lady Gaga on his song "Chillin"
* He explains his song "Shades," about skin color discrimination
within African-American culture
* How Black Thought of The Roots influenced him
* The lack of major rappers from DC - himself possibly being the first
* His Seinfeld-inspired "Mixtape About Nothing," he and Toure
discuss their reactions to Michael Richards' slurs
After the exclusive Wale interview, here are some highlights of what's
in store on tonight's Hip Hop Invasion:
*-TUPAC SHAKUR:* Before I Wake at 9pm/8c & Juice at 10pm/9c
Make sure to be part of the invasion - check the schedule!
http://www.fuse.tv/ontv/shows/hip-hop-invasion/
SIGNS THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END
Here is the issue: restlessness. I was walking and an old homeless man said, “We’re getting restlesssssss…” it was scary as hell, but it seems to be the case. This recent report is proof of that: A homeless man in some country place in the U.S. went into a Starbucks and tossed a scalding hot cup of coffee in a worker’s face. Whoa! The crazy thing is the homeless man was just 28, so his frustration was probably super high. He was in the store asking for coffee and a roll. They gave him the coffee and he eventually threw it in the girl’s face. He failed though. There were two police officers in the shop at the time. They took him down and then downtown. The female worker was treated for first- and second-degree burns to her face and upper body. The dude is in jail now. At least he’s got a home now.
EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY
I can’t believe what is on the mind’s of some people. I scoop this off of ajc.com.
According to the student's attorney, Forde pulled the 16-year-old student out of class and asked him if he was gay.
"A child’s sexuality is never a teacher’s business," said Marcia Killebrew, the student's mother. "I feel like the man was being extremely inappropriate."
The next day, the teacher got into a verbal altercation in an algebra class, said Madden.
“The teacher threatened to hit him in his ‘f-ing mouth,’” Madden said.
A few days later, Forde asked another student to “put a hit” on the teenager, according to a police report.
"The suspect advised the witness that he would pay him to kill the victim," the report states.
What is going on? A teacher putting a hit out on a kid? This teacher fails! I will say this, there are conflicting reports and the teacher may be innocent.
His mug shot looks guilty.
Click here for the other Epic Fail if this one was too serious for you. In fact I have a couple fails that should make you happy!
MISSY AND DIDDY!
I wonder if Missy ever got that money she alleges Diddy owes her. This made me think of this video that featured both of them and a cameo from Biggie Smalls.
CHANCE ENCOUNTERS!
Check out some rumors and info from my homey Chance (not the reality show dude!). He's got some interesting stuff! check it out!
MAYWEATHER VS. PACQUIAO
Fresh off a weekend with the kids (Rick Ross's) Floyd Mayweather is back to the boxing business. A lot of people want to see him go at it with Manny Pacquiao and he's ready to make it happen...as soon as Manny says he wants it. Floyd says "every time someone asks [Manny] if he wants to fight me, he says it is up
to his promoter, he’s going to take a vacation, whatever the answer is.
I have yet to hear him actually say, yes". So ummmmm if that's all it takes let's make it happen. Meanwhile here Floyd is makin it rain in Vegas this past weekend.
POINT EM OUT
A former member of Mase's S.A.N.E.church has decided it's time to call Ma$e out for being a false prophet. He released this song "Eviction" exposing him and says a lot of people are starting to leave the church due to lack of faith in their leader.
TREY GETS IT "JUST RIGHT"
Anybody watching Ray-J's show??? Well apparently there was a contestant on it by the name of Just Right and she was recently booted but she may not have been booted for the reason they said she was. Word is she was actually dating Trey Songz on the side and Ray couldn't deal with it but they edited that story out of the show. Here they are at a party the other day:
I'M JUST SAYIN'
I want to see "The Carter Documentary" who has a free copy for me??? Hmmmmmmm
Pleasure P is dating Eddie Murphys daughter ... he says Eddie Murphy has "given his blessing".
Wendy Williams has been extended until 2012...producers say "despite what is being reported rating have increased 23%."
Beyonce says the time is still not right to have some young'ns ... sorry Hov.
Latoya Jackson says MJ's oldest son Prince has the same skin condition as his pops.
Why do Jay-Z and Beyonce always sleep in different rooms???
The Game starts taping new episodes in January...YES!!!!!!!
Janet Jackson says her and Jermaine are not together but are still "best friends" ... so I guess he doesn't have to apologize for Nelly's bday party last week:
GOOD TIMES
RiRi returned to the stage yesterday for her first full show since CB broke her off...then it was to a star studded after party that included The Carters and Young Jeezy. She was definitely having a good time and word is she was hella drunk when she left.
P.S. There's a record on RiRi's new album called "Cold Case Love" in which she addresses the CB incident.
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