By illseed
DISCLAIMER:
All
content within this section is pure rumor and generally have no factual
info outside of what the streets have whispered in our ear. Read on.
CHARLES HAMILTON
GETS PUNCHED IN THE FACE BY A FEMALE MC!!!!!
What is Sam Hill is going on?!?
This is the Epic Fail of the Day. I'm Sorry, Charlie.
Somebody did the pic with him getting the "sonics" knocked outta him.
THE DAILY TWO SENSE
I have to be the bearer of bad news, but King Tee has lost is daughter in a car accident. If you don’t know King Tee, google him. Anyway, The West Coast Legend’s daughter, Heaven McBride, passed away on Tuesday. She was involved in a fatal car accident, which unfortunately took her life. She was only 16 years old.
Please send all messages, prayers and words of encouragement and strength to weloveheaven@gmail.com
Thank you very much.
DEF JEF COMMENTS ON “THE GAME”
“The Game” is a show that is loved by many, but there is a Hip-Hopper than knows the show more than most. Check it.
sup Illseed,
I was reading your column and I saw that you mentioned "The Game" tv sitcom being canceled, just wanted to let you know that I composed the theme song for that show (I currently have 2 themes airing including "That's So Raven") and a reliable source told me that another network is trying to acquire the rights and resume shooting "The Game"...just a little fyi...keep the rumors page banging!
Best
Def Jef
YOUNG BUCK TALKING!
He looks like he’s doing well!
ILLSEED’S QUICKIES
I am hearing that Aftermath producer Focus has quite the label Dre made and is headed for greener pastures elsewhere.
Keyshia Cole’s mother Frankie has a new reality show coming out and I’m hearing Key Key ain’t cool.
They are saying that Chris Brown is going to open for Michael Jackson in London.
Remember The Last Emperor? I heard he’s working on a new CD with Diamond D.
Li Wayne’s Rock project is being pushed back til July-something.
JASMINE SULLIVAN SLIPS AND FALLS
I like Jasmine so I’m not going to make her my epic fail of the day!
SIGNS THE WORD IS COMING TO AN END
I just didn’t have a true “sign” and didn’t want to do two epic wins. Michelle Obama get the cover of Time…solo.
EPIC FAIL OF THE DAY
This is a two for one fail! This idiot ran over a cop and got 20 years in jail for it. But the cops fail too…look at the video and see.
All the Bloods and Crips need to do something, because the cops are a bigger gang!
EPIC WIN OF THE DAY!
Read this all the way til the end!
This is a true story about a recent
Wedding that took place at Clemson University . It was in the local newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.
After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank
Everyone for coming, many from
Long distances, to support them
At their wedding.
He especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
His new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.
As a token of his deep appreciation
He said he wanted to give everyone
A special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of
everyone's chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to
Everyone, and asked them to
Open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.
The groom had gotten suspicious
Of them weeks earlier and had
Hired a private detective to tail
Them.
After just standing there, just watching the guests' reactions
For a couple of minutes, he
Turned to the best man and
Said, 'F---you!' Then he turned
To his bride and said, 'F--- you!'
Then he turned to the
Dumbfounded crowd and said,
'I'm outta here.'
He had the marriage annulled
First thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding
Immediately after finding out
About the affair, this
Guy goes through with the
Charade, as if nothing were wrong.
His revenge--making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the
Bride's' and best man's reputations
In front of 300 friends and family members.
This guy has balls the size of
Church bells.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard 'priceless'
Commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception
For 300 family members and
Friends: $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the
Occasion: $3,000
Deluxe two-week
Honeymoon accommodations
In Maui : $8,500.
The look on everyone's face
When they see the 8x10 glossy
Of the bride humping the best
Man: Priceless.
There are some things money
Can't buy, for everything else
there's MASTERCARD
RIHANNA GOES TO THE MOVIES
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KING TEE AND HEAVEN, WE LOVE YOU!!!
They keep us talking, but if we stop talking about them then they should worry!
-illseed
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