2/15/05
What up, y’all…My name is illseed and I’m taking over the rumor section. You might know me from some of my columns and now I’m wrenching it from the other kid. Now, without saying a whole lot more…it’s on!
We consistently get rumors saying that Ciara, the Crunk-N-B Queen, was born with male and female genitalia. We have no CLUE where this crazy rumor started, but it’s not true as far as we know. We’re thinking that she was in the club throwin’ bows a little too hard and some dude decided to start this one. Or maybe it’s those mean faces, but to our knowledge, she only has one female private place. Unfortunately, I’ll never see it. The rumor has good legs though and it’s not dying anytime soon.
We could be wrong, but we’re getting a lot of word from over in London about The Game. He and Jay-Z have been ducking a collision, but we heard that the G-Unit rookie is over there yelling again. What’s he saying? Not that positive stuff about studying Jay-Z’s Reasonable Doubt. Well, The Game and his Change of Heart picture is still on the web and we’re still getting them in our inbox. Where is the actual video of the show?
We heard that a female who is the Vice President of Dash Films had an encounter with one of the gods of Hip-Hop, Chuck D. Word is the Public Enemy leader was doing a voiceover for the Harlem Globetrotters documentary. And, a producer from Chicago flew into New York for the session. Chuck arrived at the session, but missed the producer who was in the lobby waiting for him. Apparently, Chuck heard voices so he walked into a suite where post production was being done for Dash films. He realized it was the wrong room and left. Here is where this rumor goes all Helter Skelter. The woman VP of Dash Films came
out and belted, “Do you know who the f**k I am?” Chuck replied and said he did not and asked her to not address him in that manner.” Why? Because he’s Chuck D, damn it! Anyway, Chuck told the woman that he had no boss, but she apparently boasted that she worked for Dash. We won’t even put her name on blast. Futhermore, we wont even say this is true…it’s just another rumor in the bucket. And this was Chuck’s first day back from France and Vienna after giving the keynote address at MIDEM 2006 - The International Music Market! Sheeeeh…Welcome to New York City!
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