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Eminem Launches Fictional Drug Rehabilitation Site

Friday, April 24, 2009 3:39 PM | 48 comments
By Ismael AbduSalaam

To accompany his new album Relapse, Eminem has created a unique viral website titled “Popsomp Hills,” a fictional rehabilitation clinic which makes patients worse after treatment.

 

At www.PopsompHills.com, visitors are greeted by a quote from Ralph Nader on addiction treatment and links to a consultation number and email address.

 

Once digging deeper, unsuspecting readers will quickly discover the site’s true intent.

 

The “Learn More” portion of the page leads to a Wikipedia link for Hell, and the “Terms and Conditions” portion bluntly lays clear their intentions.

 

“Thank you for caring. Unfortunately, it will never be enough to save you,” it ominously states. “We are not fair people. We make mistakes under the influence just like you did in order to get you here. Life is too short, party harder than ever. We can help. Pain is not only tolerated- in fact it's encouraged.”

 

The “Privacy Policy” continues the entertainment, and satirizes any idea of true privacy in today’s web-based society.

 

“Nothing is private in this world. Let's not kid each other here,” the clinic deadpans. “We don’t trust you. We don’t even trust ourselves. We tell our staff all of your secrets. All confidential information provided to us during the course of your treatment will ultimately be used against you.”

 

The website/program “founder” is Dr. Balzac, whose rehabilitation slogan is “humanity is not kind. Impassionate is new passion.”

 

The overall theme ties into Relapse’s recurrent pill addiction motif, as seen in Eminem’s recently released album cover art, and an official picture on www.eminem.com showing the Detroit emcee checking into Popsomp Hills.

 

Fans interested in reaching a “physician” for consultation can call 313-486-5975, or email info@PopsompHills.com.


Comments

 

tippydickumdown said:

1st
April 24, 2009 3:49 PM
 

tippydickumdown said:

why am I getting these 1st on eminem's drug addicted ass? wtf..I never liked dude..I like "white america", & "I'm a soilder" instrumental,and that's it..I recognize the way the bends words & whatever,but fuck that..got dr.dre rapping like that? sheesh..stop the madness! we are constantly elevating this white boy to the top tier in rap..ENOUGH!

I'm still trippin how his cracker ass cracker ass says lil wayne has substance! em,you made your $,you signed 50,you fucked kim bassinger & mariah carey...now fade into the wind..
April 24, 2009 3:53 PM
 

Boss Up said:

wtf...i don't get it
April 24, 2009 3:53 PM
 

HOT97 said:

POINTLESS.....
April 24, 2009 3:53 PM
 

tippydickumdown said:

and since there's no opportunity to comment on the rumor section,I want to say this to all the readers-listen to rick ross talk to the djs in the rumor section..this is the 3rd time I have heard him being interviewed concerning the 50 cent beef..he's made some valid points on the 2 previous interviews..but this one is just pathetic.is this what commercial radio has come to?! I don't fuck with either 50 or ross like that,but I have to admit-those radio personalities are some BITCHES.period.then ahh wants to say,"rick ross gets mad @ djs"..wow..

his cd is alright.he always has @ least 1 cut I can feel personally & as a dj,he's good for 2 or 3 every cd..give him his props for what he does

I'm beginning to believe that the "three headed monster" needs to fall the fuck back..dr.dre needs to give some beats to westcoast rappers who are already established,em needs to pop another pill & 50 needs to try his hand @ movies or something..

fuck all this beef shit..none of you mufuckaz are gonna get in the square,so stfu..
April 24, 2009 4:07 PM
 

HOT97 said:

I fuck with Rick Ross..But i am tired of talking about him..At this point i am over Ross, lets move on to the next big thing...WHOEVER THAT MIGHT BE
April 24, 2009 4:11 PM
 

Eminem Launches Fictional Drug Rehabilitation Site | Hot 108 Jamz said:

April 24, 2009 4:12 PM
 

sL0 said:

cosign boss up
April 24, 2009 4:26 PM
 

She Luv Me Long Time said:

Um yea... Eminem is like 40 now and dis is wut he's doing with his spare time? smh..
April 24, 2009 4:35 PM
 

She Luv Me Long Time said:

HOT97 said:
I fuck with Rick Ross..But i am tired of talking about him..At this point i am over Ross, lets move on to the next big thing...WHOEVER THAT MIGHT BE

I agree with u... but this thread has nothing to do with Ross this time lol.
April 24, 2009 4:37 PM
 

Eminem Launches Fictional Drug Rehabilitation Site | Eight Mile Road said:

April 24, 2009 4:38 PM
 

Mr.X said:

I hope yall dont think Eminem launched this site himself.... Im 99.9% sure that this is someone else's idea... He probably doesnt even use the internet, and some paid interns, board full of digital producers, and some flash designers all went in and created it, wrote the content, and promoted the idea.
April 24, 2009 5:27 PM
 

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April 24, 2009 5:27 PM
 

QUEENZMAYHEM said:

i really dont give a shit ,im bout the music.fuck a promotional website....i just hope this album is better than Encore
shout out to the beatnuts!
April 24, 2009 5:35 PM
 

poe said:

umm ok...
April 24, 2009 5:37 PM
 

Blazin_Chronic said:

Em is loosing his mutha fucking mind! He needs to pop 3 pills and call a nigga in the morning!
April 24, 2009 5:39 PM
 

msIgetmoney24 said:

www.myspace.com/chasedinero365 New Music and Page
April 24, 2009 5:55 PM
 

MRGODBYROAD said:

SOOOOOOOOOOOO THE FUCK WHAT! WHATS THE POINT!

OH I GET IT HE KNOWS ALL HIS "STANS' WILL GO ON THE SITE CAUSE ALL OF THEM ARE MINDLESS!!!!!

THATS IT!
April 24, 2009 5:59 PM
 

Tye-Banks said:

What type of message is this sending to people facing drug addiction? I guess it's all a big publicity stunt or something. Real people are suffering from drug addiction. And no one can help them until they help themselves. So acting like there is no hope is kind of lame and irresponsible.

I get it you relapsed but you rich homie you can afford the counseling and therapy if you want it. And really drugs aren't the problem its usually something the person feels hopeless about. So why make them feel even more hopeless?  


http://www.TyeBanks.com
April 24, 2009 6:21 PM
 

Eminem Launches Fictional Drug Rehabilitation Site | Hot 108 Jamz said:

April 24, 2009 6:42 PM
 

BuddyDamnLee said:

wow thats some serious promo and yall are hating ... watch him sell a cool milli .. untill then check this page to hear some canadian fire !!
www.myspace.com/benz3pointstar
www.myspace.com/benz3pointstar
April 24, 2009 7:20 PM
 

hip-hopiz? said:

okay
April 24, 2009 7:21 PM
 

HipHopManiac said:

?????
April 24, 2009 7:26 PM
 

MattLee said:

lol... Dr. Ball Sack
April 24, 2009 7:49 PM
 

dubem said:

That's mad fucked up!!!!!!  Really, this can't be slim shady approved!!!  He is artistically insane, but I don't think he is really normally insane!!!!  Bad look if it's true!!!  I can see the pill references in the music, cause addiction is a bitch!!! But to set people up like this, Not cool!!!!!!!
April 24, 2009 8:20 PM
 

Eminem Launches Fictional Drug Rehabilitation Site | Spotifyfreeinvites.com said:

April 24, 2009 11:03 PM
 

TheKillingJoke said:

It's called satire.  Of course it's not serious, it's a joke.  Damn people, I read all kinda posts talking about how all rappers sound the same and nobody is different, but when somebody comes with something different ya'll bitch, whine, moan and complain more.  Why so serious?
April 24, 2009 11:37 PM
 

Tye-Banks said:

I understand satire this just isn't funny. What's next a website for aids patients then no medicine on the site telling them they going to die anyway? It's lame dawg it's just lame.



http://www.TyeBanks.com
April 25, 2009 1:03 AM
 

DJ Versatile said:

i'm going to co-sign tye.  Addiction is no joke..I have lost a best friend to that bs.  It's not funny what drugs do to a family. It's not funny to know you won't ever see your friend again. I know this is a blog and eminem has his whole shock value approach so he can sell his soul for a dollar, but this cd is wack to me and I guess I just out grew this bullsht.  Anyone that thinks this is cool doesn't really know much about life yet and are immature and probably dumb.

I don't give a fk if he sells 10 million so he can pay his taxes, its still wack to me.  Dr. Dre's son recently died from drugs too, have some respect for the man that put you on.  Lead by example. This is just bad taste.  Grow up and reinvent yourself cause its a new game and by the way.. that accent is so damn lame.  50 is the real boss now, he's has the real website. sorry em your fan base has grown up. It's like mase when he came back and everyone was like ohh him again... I guess I still got my infinite cd.  
April 25, 2009 1:28 AM
 

JesusObama said:

"wtf...i don't get it"

"POINTLESS....."

"umm ok..."

"That's mad fucked up!!!!!!  Really, this can't be slim shady approved!!!"

"I understand satire this just isn't funny."  Ummm no u don't understand


Wow, I mean really. Some of you sheeoples are just really stupid and brain dead.  No wonder some of you can't keep, I, JESUS OBAMA's d*ck out yo mouth

Thou shalt go drink some mo Jesus Juice and keep watching that douche bag Chris Brown beat the crap out of that cunt Rihanna.

I'm Out -
Your BIRACIAL (Half God / Half Human) president Foeva
- JESUS OBAMA -
April 25, 2009 4:15 AM
 

Water Ur Seeds said:

lol i hope a real suicidal addict dont click on it and them decide to take an over dose

@ blazin chronic

haha
April 25, 2009 4:38 AM
 

dc-bws said:

lol wtf
just for that I aint buyin
April 25, 2009 6:24 AM
 

Eminem launches new website for album | In Yo Business! Cause somebody has to do it! said:

April 25, 2009 7:20 AM
 

Haughville said:

dope fiends are funny as fuck! if you a junkie, know a junkie, are related to a junkie, what the fuck ever, send them to this site....
everybody whining but you run to the store and buy the cd of a fat ass c.o. that is pretending to be a HUGE drug dealer, and brags about making your mothers, fathers, brothers, and sisters dope fiends w/his product? this cat is making fun of his "own" addiction, and you dummies don't get it because you think too shallow!
do any of you even remember criminal minded? do you remember the cover? krs and scott la rock holding assault weapons, playing on gangsterism....but the album was a fuckin' lesson.....WAKE UP NIGGAS AND NIGGETTES....i'm not a big em fan, but i can see the direction his team is going and this cd is going to be the biggest thing to hit music since well, the last em cd....lmao

"i dont like it, i dont get it, that's not funny" but all of ya' asses clicked on the link! its called marketing dummies...LOL and the hit worked!
April 25, 2009 9:07 AM
 

BigHawk89 said:

Good morning class...I'm Mr. Hawkins and I'll be your new teacher for this semester.

If you don't know already, this is "Apreciating 101". In this class you will learn how to not be a hater and will gradually progress throughout the term.

Now if you could all quiet down for one second as I call out the roll..this will only take a second and just say here or raise your hand when I call out your name...

Alright..

1.  tippydickumdown
2.   HOT97
3. She Luv Me Long Time
4.   MRGODBYROAD
5. DJ Versatile
6. dc-bws

Wow..a small class today but I see the hate is strong in you.


Haha yall mother fuckers trip me out. You CAN'T STAND Eminem yet you check up on him as if his dick was in your mouth...

haha..get a new hobby...Dude's been doin this since '95...He's done paid his due and made his marks...one of the best MC's of all time...and you still hate? HAHAHAHA damn I'd hate to see you in church lol
April 25, 2009 11:03 AM
 

BigHawk89 said:

"Eminem offend? NO! Eminem insult
And if you ever give in to him, you give him an impulse
to do it again, THEN, if he does it again
you'll probably end up jumpin out of somethin up on the 10th"

Keep hating...


@ Tye-Banks

lol go on somewhere with that emotional ass story...cry baby ass
April 25, 2009 11:10 AM
 

DawkYou said:

this is fucking awsome... aparently some of u non white boys dont know about the grip of pills on people, we all know em has pill problems, and that he has a long history of rehab and metal hospitals, so u wouldnt understand shit about it, but i got alot of boys fucked up on pills, and ant shit pretty about it.... i just hope em's album is dope... NJ 1
April 25, 2009 12:54 PM
 

DawkYou said:

and oh yeah in case some of u dont know... there are just as much drugs in rehab then there are out of it. They got all types of pills in those bad boys, i vistited my friend in there and he was comotose staring at this painting on the wall drooling, i was like shiiiit let me get what u on... lol... plus they huff freon from the air conditioners lol... man some of u just dont know so ya'll better know before u bitch!!! Em is letting people know how "SHADY" these places can be!
April 25, 2009 1:05 PM
 

JoMoses said:

Its a viral campaign you dumb ass niggas...same shit Cloverfield did when its movie was about to be put out...it happens in entertainment alot now a days...got damn yall some slow niggas.
April 25, 2009 1:06 PM
 

nick2060 said:

After everything Eminem has said in his career, this is where you draw the line? LOL It's not the funniest thing in the world but it's cool. Not somethin to get all pissy about though for real. He jokes about raping women, made a whole song where he depicts how he'd murder his wife, but nope, you draw the line at him making some satirical comments about addiction, even though he has a song called Drug ballad which is all about using and abusing drugs. SMH @ haters
April 25, 2009 1:13 PM
 

nick2060 said:

Damn had another thought, does anybody even disagree with what he's saying? I know its sort of a satirical comment but to quote eminem himself, "a lot of truths said in jest". Its true that we virtually have no piracy, and he was more or less crackin on the way the system and rehab centres operate like they care about you, when its really just business for them and they don't give two shits about you
April 25, 2009 1:16 PM
 

Dr Funky said:

hahahaha
April 25, 2009 2:26 PM
 

TonyMalibu said:

LMBAO!  I'm surprised the Slim Shady Facial Club hasn't chimed-in to suck him off yet.  Where are all the Chips, Mortimers, and Winthorpes at?!?!?!?  ***In my best, nasal-like voice*** Eminem rules!!!!!!

Anyway...I think if Em just concentrates on his music, he should be good.  We don't need all that extra, bonus shit...all these dumb ass web sites, corny ass videos and shit.  Just come with the fire music.  I've NEVER been an Eminem fan, but he's made some music that I appreciate.  He needs to bring that "Mosh" "Lose Yourself" and "The Way I Am" type of shit...and stay FAR FAR away from that crack a bottle let your body waddle crap.  
April 25, 2009 3:02 PM
 

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qbaba7 said:

LMAO @ BIGHAWK89
good one!
April 25, 2009 4:45 PM
 

london_town said:

huh?

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London stand up!!
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